We all got into Advertising because we couldn’t get to Hollywood to make films. At least, that’s why I chose the poisonous, thrilling, endlessly fascinating world of Advertising. I grew up telling stories through every outlet I could get my hands on.

CROWD:
“Awwww.”

NO! Don’t raise your kids like that! Raise them to code, crunch numbers, do anything but this—or they’ll end up… a creative.

CROWD:
“AHHHH!”

The horror. The Copywriter—voice of your brand—must breathe life into it. They must captivate an audience faster than you can say, “I need that to feel happy.”

That’s what I do. If you’re looking for someone who can spin chaos into clarity, humor into hooks, and stories into sales—you’ve found him.